undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’ DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’ Survival Mode: Parents ON
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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syrensphynxwitchtier: ishaloveshardcore: slowlydescending: forgottenwinterfrost: MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself. ^thats the fucking spirit!!!!! I reblog this every time I see it
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cryingbecausemerlin: the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck
Me three years ago: Oh God I hope nobody realizes I'm gay
Me now: Dammit why doesn't anybody realize I'm gay
faintfamiliarity: kattalystt: catsandcunts: is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl
vardaesque: ssv-normandy: basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet and we forgot the sound of trees the softness of the wind we even forgot our own names
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: katara: only hot people can see this post how the hell did a blank post get so many notes
unluckycharmxo: stingraye: maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
reginaa-phalange: 9 years since Friends ended fuck, we’re old
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cake-full-of-fist: ask-killingfantasy8: ciel-dog-phantomhive: crys-love: tor-o-saurus: thebigmystery42: ….sorta scared?…. your url makes this 10x creepier I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set look at the notes. Okay, we’ll be waiting. Fucking shit…… What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
prettylittlebirdhouse: You know how old people sit there, drinking tea and listen to their old music humming along. Imagine us, sitting there, drinking tea, listening to our old music in the background ”WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I GOT A BIG COCK”
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
ostracizedpoodle: favour1te: ostracizedpoodle: ive seen things how many things? 8
How to look good naked: 1) get naked 2) say “damn I look good”